BP making cash

[Native]

BP Southwest Pacific Limited has been sold for $145million (US$70m), at least $45m less than what Fijian Holdings Limited wanted to buy the oil company for.

"Heyo, you still interested in buying our crap?"

"Nope, we`re broke."

"Let`s talk about it."

"You probably want more bucks, thought you folks need lot of money to pay for your leaking stuff in gulf of mexico, roger?"

"Not really."

"What you mean?"

"We give a s***."

"Pardon?"

"I mean, where wood is copped, splinters must fall."

"Haha, that`s a good one."

"Yeah, so, what price did we called out a year ago?"

"About 190million F$"

"Give us 145"

"Pardon?"

"Just pay the rest under the table. Reports `n surveys `n stuff."

"Where is our advantage?"

"We don`t care about your PNG projects and you will let us do some surveys"

"Sounds great, but what is your advantage?"

"We sell our old crap now, later on we pretend that we already sold our crap recently. Can`t afford bigger repairment payings for the wood splinters."

"Sounds logical."

"Sure. If you are interested we`ll come to your bureau and let you sign the contract."

"Next week?"

"I am in front of your house."

"Wow, you guys don`'t loose time."

"Not when it is about saving our money."

[superstar]

I don't get it......

[Robert Mitchell]

Originally Posted by superstar

I don't get it......

cause its dumb....

[JOFTAA]

Originally Posted by rmitchell248

cause its dumb....

I am glad you said it. I have to be nice.