USC FOOTBALL TICKETS FOR SALE (50 Yard Line)

[JOFTAA]

For Sale

Regrettably I am going to have to sell my USC football tickets this year. My wife does not like the person that sits beside her. These tickets will be sold to the highest bidder. I have attached a picture of the view from these great seats.
Send your bid to the email address above. Cash only.

God, I am going to miss going to the games this year!

Current Bid= $ 1500.00 each





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[Zorro]

Cowabunga, Buffalo Bob!

No, really, I've seen her and her doubles partner in action, on the beach volleyball courts in Manhattan Beach. Has to be seen to be believed. Watching becomes quite painful actually. The sound of grown men moaning, if you know what I mean, the groaning, the gnashing of teeth, the tearing of hair. In tops like that and string bikini bottoms, imprecations to God, please, Oh Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy.

[Scott]

Please send the photo when her team scores and she raises both arms in the air!

[Zorro]

Scoring a point not necessary for such scenic beauty as they are randomly falling out constantly, but photographing such is considered most uncool. Just come out (just a couple of miles south of LAX at the northern end of Manhattan Beach, known as 'El Porto'.) Since Fox put in a new studio in Manhattan such high quality scenic wonders are now just everyday sights. But staying cool is mandatory, albeit somewhat difficult at times.

[JOFTAA]

Scoring a point not necessary for such scenic beauty as they are randomly falling out constantly, but photographing such is considered most uncool. Just come out (just a couple of miles south of LAX at the northern end of Manhattan Beach, known as 'El Porto'.) Since Fox put in a new studio in Manhattan such high quality scenic wonders are now just everyday sights. But staying cool is mandatory, albeit somewhat difficult at times.

Sorry. I don't buy it. When a woman dresses like this, she wants to be gawked at. She is looking for attention. I'm more than happy to provide said attention. :unsure:

[Scott]

Talking about the football chick

[JOFTAA]

Talking about the football chick

So was I. And, so was Zorro, I believe.

[Scott]

Nope. Arms raised vertically in vollyball means the ball is out of bounds. Assume Zorro knows that.

[JOFTAA]

Nope. Arms raised vertically in vollyball means the ball is out of bounds. Assume Zorro knows that.

I had no idea. I can't say as I have ever watch a volleyball game. Regardless, we have a common goal (see what I did there?) to get her to raise both arms at once.

:wave:

[Zorro]

Sorry about my confusion, the mental images coursing through my brain on this one have me in a state of such mental discombobulation that I don't even remember what sport it is or what was going on, except for the falling out of the top part. Oh yeah, beach volleyball, right. What was the question?




OK, you are right. She wants the gawking, and the moaning, etc., etc. You see the guys, well some of the guys, alright, a couple of them are trying to be cool and not notice her, and you can
tell this is annoying her, so she's about to start bouncing up and down, cheering or something.
Oops. Now I've gone and got my brain all discombobulated again. Later.

[Zorro]

zKO-tZGuFDg..here's a shot of her
doubles partner.

[Zorro]

Yeah, her doubles partner, "in action"!